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There's a crashing sound and Jackie screams Got it? Okay, now I'm meeting a broker to look at apartments.You know what to do

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Say I've been in Europe Traveling and trying to figure out how to spend my half of $3 billion. (Kimmy attempts to pronounce 'Cote d'Azur') Right, I forgot. If anyone asks where I've been, just say the Cote d'Azur. You go to after-school pickup and let the other nannies know I'm back. JACKIE: I have custody of Buckley this week. Brothers tonight, and I am not doing that sober, so who's up for margaritas after Pilates Stella McCartney vegan ankle boot bahn mi detox? JACKIE: But if I can win over their queen, the others will follow.ĭEIRDRE: Reg is dragging me to the prewar auction at J. JACKIE: They're thin, they're rich, and I'm their natural enemy A gorgeous divorcee with the pelvic floor of a 12-year-old boy. Clotilde's School for Fancy Boys, where Buckley is kept.ĬUTTO: A scene with the moms at the St. JACKIE: Luckily, the gatekeepers of New York society are all moms at St. JACKIE: The first thing we have to do is let the city know I'm back. Julian's the jerk, and the perks are everything I worked him so hard to achieve. So what's the hardest thing in the world for a trophy wife to do? Lose the jerk but keep the perks. KIMMY: Help? That's what we elves are born to do. White, what are you doing back in New York?

It was given to us in the 1920s by a sarcastic census taker. (impersonating an old lady) Flores! Flores para los muertos! Are they buying it?ĬUTTO: Interior of Kimmy and Titus's apartment

Now get me inside before someone helicopters over this neighborhood and sees me.

JACKIE: (whispers) You shut your wet mouth! Don't ever let anyone know how little I got in the divorce. JACKIE: No, I can't afford that right now.

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KIMMY: Of course you can stay here, but wouldn't you rather be in a fancy hotel? When I did the Today Show, they put me in a hotel where the hallways had trays of free floor food. (opens backseat door and starts getting something out of the car) JACKIE: I had to clean out my closets and get the j**elry from the safe. I just found out my ex-husband sold the town house. KIMMY: (puts phone away) What are you doing here? LILLIAN: So not all toxic mold is black, but all black mold is toxic KIMMY: Jacqueline, hi! Huh? (Kimmy pulls out her phone and sees that Lillian has been on the phone with her for more than 70 minutes) JACKIE: Why is your phone going straight to voice mail? KIMMY: Jeepers! (Jackie gets out of the car) I'm so sorry for your loss, Santas.Īs Kimmy continues walking down the street, a car crashes into a cluster of trash cans right in front of her. Those Santas must be coming from a funeral. Well, sir, put me on the front line, 'cause if any Grinches or Scrooges dare come over that hill, I'll make them wish they'd never been born!ĬUTTO: Kimmy walking down the street in an elf costume. But if anything can remind me of what's good and right in the world, it's this place. I'm like a lollipop with a question mark on its wrapper. Last week, I threw myself at a married man. All I'm asking for is a chance to get my life back on track. Some say his mother made it with a doorbell light, but when he was given a chance, Rudolph went down in history, and that reindeer's name was Rudolph. KIMMY: Look, I know I'm not perfect, but let me tell you about another imperfect employee. TERRY: (looks at resume) This says you were a babysitter from 1997 to 1998, then there's a 15-year gap KIMMY: (screams)I've got a bomb! (in normal voice) And now that I've got your attention, here's my resume.(hands resume to Terry) Anyway, I saw this.(pulls out a 'Help Wanted' sign) at the sign store, and I bought it to prove how serious I am about working here. KIMMY: This is a year-round Christmas store? You must be the happiest woman on Earth! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes on a Playdate! lyrics